Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Beanie will never chill....
Mack B*tch!!
Growing up in the Roc-a-Fella Records era where we had Jay-z, Memphis Bleek, Amil and Beanie Sigel. We came to know them as The ROC. It suddenly hit us that Memphis Bleek and Amil would never be anything as good as they're great Leader J, but Beanie Sigel aka "The Broad Street Bully" showed signs of Stardom and had the Street creditably to back it up.Beanie gave us classic albums and countless singles that made people act in pure ignorance in the club. He gave us a new crew named State Property and more great music to look forward too.
2001: The Reason Fire!!!!!
2005: The B. Coming Fire!!!!
2007: The Solution Warm!!!!
2009: The Broad Street Bully Old Stuff!!!!
2012: This Time Warm!!!!
But the Broad Street Bully really lived his rhymes a little to much. Beanie clearly did everything he talked about in his rhymes.
In 2004, Sigel was found guilty of federal weapons charges and sentenced to a year and a day in federal prison.
In 2010, Sigel was charged with three counts of failing to file tax returns on income of over $1 million between 2003–2005.
Sigel pled guilty to the charges and was sentenced to 24 months in prison. He will report to prison on September 12, 2012.
While waiting for September 12, Prison sentenced he has recently got caught with pills and a weapon.
Beanie will never chill...
Beanie just dropped his latest album "This Time" which i think is nice, and he also has a callob album with Scarface dropping sometime.
In 2004, Sigel was found guilty of federal weapons charges and sentenced to a year and a day in federal prison.
In 2010, Sigel was charged with three counts of failing to file tax returns on income of over $1 million between 2003–2005.
Sigel pled guilty to the charges and was sentenced to 24 months in prison. He will report to prison on September 12, 2012.
While waiting for September 12, Prison sentenced he has recently got caught with pills and a weapon.
Beanie will never chill...
Beanie just dropped his latest album "This Time" which i think is nice, and he also has a callob album with Scarface dropping sometime.
Another Dope Recipe... Pink Starburst shots
Pink Starburst Shots: 1 shot of Vanilla Vodka 1/2 shot of Watermelon Schnapps 2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix. Tastes exactly like a Pink Starburst! YUM
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Every Women's NIGHTMARE
Any good women has August 28, 2013 marked on her calender. Quite frankly, if you're not familiar with this date then you are simply a hoe. Any self-righteous self-respecting woman with sense understands the importance of this day.
She understands that the man she has today will not be the man she has tomorrow. She understands that the "cuffin season calender" that she's been so closely following has a wild card day. August 28th marks the day; the day notoriously hated by wives, girlfriends, and "the other woman". Yes ladies you're fucked...and I'm not talking that reverse cowgirl Kama Sutra freaky shit. For the next 6 months your life is a shit storm and trust me...you don't know which way the wind is blowing.
But what could be this epic? What could possible be better than your mom's home cooked pasta shrimp freddie recipe? The answer is JOHN MADDEN...who would have ever thought that 65 year old fat man would be every man's fantasy. Midnight, August 25th MADDEN 13. All the pimps, playas, lames, cheaters, and nerds will lined up at your local gaming store on this day. Ladies, there is nothing you can do for your man during MADDEN season. You alone can not satisfy the beast that lies within "him". The guy formally known as "him" has professed his love for MADDEN. During MADDEN season he loves the sound you make when you stfu and let him be...Your man would rather get his hands MADDEN instead of you. For a small fee of $59.99, your man can purchase an orgasm that doesn't involve you. Pregnant? For the next 6 months it's not his baby. Wedding? His bachelor party just got longer. Sex? You local neighborhood sex shop should be able to help you out with that.
Ladies get used to words "I'm in the Lab" or Dave is waiting for me to get online. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...I don't make the rules, I just play by them. As a matter of fact it's almost 12am, the lines for MADDEN are probably getting long. HOLLA!!
Salutations,
THE GAWD
Monday, August 27, 2012
Every women's NIGHTMARE
Any good women has August 28, 2013 marked on her calender. Quite frankly, if you're not familiar with this date then you are simply a hoe. Any self-righteous self-respecting woman with sense understands the importance of this day.
She understands that the man she has today will not be the man she has tomorrow. She understands that the "cuffin season calender" that she's been so closely following has a wild card day. August 28th marks the day; the day notoriously hated by wives, girlfriends, and "the other woman". Yes ladies you're fucked...and I'm not talking that reverse cowgirl Kama Sutra freaky shit. For the next 6 months your life is a shit storm and trust me...you don't know which way the wind is blowing.
But what could be this epic? What could possible be better than your mom's home cooked pasta shrimp freddie recipe? The answer is JOHN MADDEN...who would have ever thought that 65 year old fat man would be every man's fantasy. Midnight, August 25th MADDEN 13. All the pimps, playas, lames, cheaters, and nerds will lined up at your local gaming store on this day. Ladies, there is nothing you can do for your man during MADDEN season. You alone can not satisfy the beast that lies within "him". The guy formally known as "him" has professed his love for MADDEN. During MADDEN season he loves the sound you make when you stfu and let him be...Your man would rather get his hands MADDEN instead of you. For a small fee of $59.99, your man can purchase an orgasm that doesn't involve you. Pregnant? For the next 6 months it's not his baby. Wedding? His bachelor party just got longer. Sex? You local neighborhood sex shop should be able to help you out with that.
Ladies get used to words "I'm in the Lab" or Dave is waiting for me to get online. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...I don't make the rules, I just play by them. As a matter of fact it's almost 12am, the lines for MADDEN are probably getting long. HOLLA!!
Salutations,
THE GOD
Monday Rush. Fluuuuuuuckk Mondays
Seems as if this shit happens every Monday, you wake up to damn early go back to sleep then you over sleep. Waking up 1hour before you have to be at work.
The Monday rush makes you forget to do things, such as your proper hygiene routine. It's nothing worse than a dude who works in a factory and he forgot to but on his deodorant. Shit like that causes bad luck. That will be that one day when that beautiful coworker of yours wants to say hi and eat lunch with you.
So fluuuuuuuuck Monday's man. And yeah I forgot my deodorant today.
The Monday rush makes you forget to do things, such as your proper hygiene routine. It's nothing worse than a dude who works in a factory and he forgot to but on his deodorant. Shit like that causes bad luck. That will be that one day when that beautiful coworker of yours wants to say hi and eat lunch with you.
So fluuuuuuuuck Monday's man. And yeah I forgot my deodorant today.
Friday, August 24, 2012
Wine, Dine but no 69
It has come to the Swindle Gawd's attention that some of you fellas have been Wine'n, Dining but not getting the 69. Fellas are doingeverything in your power on these dates but not getting that ass. Taking these women out on these expensive dates, opening doors even doing the unheard of bygetting they're hair/nails done to have a chance to venture out on this thingshe calls a "date" and you call the "box alley-oop". You fellas are doing all this madness and not even getting a chance to see theartistic design of her bra. You fellas have sadden me. Where did we go wrong at, is it because all these rappers talking about buy your girl a handbag or is it thesenonsense R&B singers talking as if the pussy is secret and you have tospend cash to see that ass.
Do you fellas lether control the date?
Do you fellas notlet it be know " look we going out to eat, we going to have a nice walkand then I'm coming over"
I'm tired of hearing you fellas get hit with the "I'm on shit". Did you not hintto her and use your context clues on that Thursday night phone call, you knowthe one to reassure that we on for the date tomorrow night. Come on fellas you gotto do this, you ask how pretend like you watching tv and you see a periodcommercial on tv, then spark the period talk.
Or is it that you fellas call yourself being humble and not being thirsty for the box. Fuck BeingHumble! Is She humble when it comes to you spending your $10 an hour money No!Cause if she was she would say hey let's just go have a walk in a park, let'sgo enjoy the sunset. But no she tells you she's hungry, she doesn't likeFridays AppleBees or any of the other 2 for 20 great meal deal restaurants. SoI tell you again Fuck Being Humble.
But maybe y'all fellas just fucking up when you get to her crib.
Preparation is everything. Starting with your pocket organization;front two pockets should have $40 in cash, you don't need to touch that unlessshe wants ice cream or you have to make a quick stop at a corner store.
Your back two pockets should carry your wallet and other backshould have your 2condoms. Yes I said 2 don't be that guy with the 1 condom .She will talk about your lame ass forever if you come with just one condom. But never I say never have a condomin the same pocket as your wallet. You can make an epic fail by pulling yourwallet out and she sees the condom and then it's down hill from there.
Thats all i'm giving until next time.............
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
5 ways to dominate your Fantasy Football League (by The Fantasy Football God @RoneDixon)
Its that time of year again, yes football is back. And we all know what that means, Fantasy Football!!!!!!!! Everybody that plays has designs on winning their league, well here is 5 rules you should follow to accomplish your ultimate goal of winning a " championship"
5. Know what type of points league you are playing in. There are leagues that gives points per receptions, points for catches and runs over 10 yards and special teams touchdowns. That's why it's important to know the points system so you could draft the best team possible.
4. You have to pay attention to the bye weeks each player has. There's nothing worst then drafting a team and having you QB and RB's sharing the same bye weeks. losing a couple pivotal games because you didn't pay attention to the bye weeks could be all that stands between you and the playoffs.
3. Stay away from loading up yo fantasy team with your favorite team players. Trust me it won't work out. I've witness a guy draft Oakland Raider after Oakland Raider just to see his team crash and burn without a playoff appearance.
2. You have to hit a home run with your first pick. That pick sets the tone for you whole fantasy team. Trust me I know, last year I drafted Phillip Rivers and he went on to have his worst stats year of his career. I lost.
1. As for the #1 rule... Pay CLOSE attention to your league commissioner . He or she has all the power to veto trades , change playoff rules mid season and so on. I personally was David Stern'd last year by a over zealous commissioner. Fantasy Football is serious business if you want to be the last man or woman standing follow these rules to the promise land. Can you say? "Championship"
5. Know what type of points league you are playing in. There are leagues that gives points per receptions, points for catches and runs over 10 yards and special teams touchdowns. That's why it's important to know the points system so you could draft the best team possible.
4. You have to pay attention to the bye weeks each player has. There's nothing worst then drafting a team and having you QB and RB's sharing the same bye weeks. losing a couple pivotal games because you didn't pay attention to the bye weeks could be all that stands between you and the playoffs.
3. Stay away from loading up yo fantasy team with your favorite team players. Trust me it won't work out. I've witness a guy draft Oakland Raider after Oakland Raider just to see his team crash and burn without a playoff appearance.
2. You have to hit a home run with your first pick. That pick sets the tone for you whole fantasy team. Trust me I know, last year I drafted Phillip Rivers and he went on to have his worst stats year of his career. I lost.
1. As for the #1 rule... Pay CLOSE attention to your league commissioner . He or she has all the power to veto trades , change playoff rules mid season and so on. I personally was David Stern'd last year by a over zealous commissioner. Fantasy Football is serious business if you want to be the last man or woman standing follow these rules to the promise land. Can you say? "Championship"
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Harden didn't win the ship but...
Harden didn't show up in the Finals and barely got playing time in the Olympics but he sure is winning as of now.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Hoodrat B*tches Tweet Like this....
Brief description on what your local Hoodrat may tweet like......
- "Im gone off this Loud
- "I dont drink vodka, I only like Goose and Ciroc"
- "I need to get to my Lab Top"
- "Des Bitches always hatin #Str8Like #Dat
- "We was Turnt Up last night"
- "We was #Turnt #Up last night"
- "2chainz >>>>>> Jay-z"
- "I officially stopped giving head"
- "Who got stamps for sale?????"
- "Niggas aint shit"
- "BD need to bring me some money so i can go out"
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Musiq Discography
| # | File Name | Description | Size | Download |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Musiq - Aijuswanaseing.zip | 81.4MB | Download | |
| 2 | Musiq - Juslisen.zip | 94.1MB | Download | |
| 3 | Musiq - Luvanmusiq.zip | 68.3MB | Download |
Usher Raymond Discography
| 1 | Best Of Usher Mixtape.zip | 113.5MB | Download | |
| 2 | Usher - 8701.zip | 112.4MB | Download | |
| 3 | Usher - Confessions (Bonus Edition).zip | 109.1MB | Download | |
| 4 | Usher - Here I Stand.zip | 95.9MB | Download | |
| 5 | Usher - My Way.zip | 79.5MB | Download | |
| 6 | Usher - Raymond Vs Raymond.zip | 117.0MB | Download | |
| 7 | Usher - Usher.zip | 127.1MB | Download | |
| 8 | Usher - Versus EP.zip |
http://www.sendspace.com/folder/0jz9l7
New HipHop Music
Kendrick Lamar drops a fire track with Young Jeezy just in time for a sunny weekend.
Kendrick Ft. Young Jeezy "Westside, right on time"
fire!!!
fire!!!
Friday, August 17, 2012
Sugar Cookies
*Dope recipe, Well its dope but….. NVMND*
You ever just need a great pastry to make for a party… I
gotcha
Sugar Cookies that keep you feeling great,
To whip up this great buttery LOUD smelling cookie you will
need these simple ingredients.
1 cup of butter at room temperature (2 sticks)
1 cup of sugar
½ tsp vanilla extract
2 cups of flour
½ cup of plastic bag of oregano sold by the dude with the 3
cell phones on the corner. (will be
named *Wings* in the directions)
1.
In a double boiler add water to the bottom pan
and in the sauce pan insert the butter and the *WINGS* NOTE : Make sure the *WINGS* is broke and
grinded down as much as possible
2.
Have the butter and *WINGS* on a slow simmer,
occasionally add water to the butter mixture so that it will not burn. Simmer for about 15-23 mins, make sure you
stir frequently and smell the beautiful greatness of the Wee….. *Wings*.
3.
Next strain the butter into a small bowl, You
should pick the right strainer depending on how broken down the *Wings* are.
4.
Next place into the refrigerator for an hour,
until solid again.
5.
Once the butter is ready preheat the oven to 350F
6.
Measure out the flour and sift into a bowl and
set aside, Then grab the butter you made and stick it in the microwave for 13
seconds, just enough to bring back to room temperature.
7.
Then in a small bowl blend the butter and sugar together,
and add the Vanilla extract
8.
Once all that is mixed well slowly blend in the flour,
mix well until all the ingredients are mix tightly.
9.
Roll balls of the dough in sugar and place on a
cookie sheet, make sure you press down on each cookie ball so that they look
like a Frisbee.
10.
Bake at 350F for 10.5 mins – 13.4 mins until
brown
11.
Then cool and enjoy
*Note I am not responsible to anything that
goes on after step 11
Thursday, August 16, 2012
ShamGod the Great.
I can only think back when i seen 1st this move everyone in the neighborhood was trying to master it but never could pull it off like God ShamGod did.
The Original.
The imitators
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Doughnut of the day
Now we know Microsoft and Apple are constantly coming out with new products..But we don't anyone with the new #Lab #Top. We gotta do better yall. Someone please teach this girl a lesson or two or three.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Doughnut of the day!
Attested for driving under suppression.
But really shes a 44 year old woman with star tattoos on her throat with "Marco" & "Tupac" tatted on her cheeks. Not to mention the pink hair and facial piercing. If you ever needed a definition on what a Hoodrat may look like, Look no further than this mug shot.
Facebook Hoodrat'n
Signs of the Facebook Hoodrat
FB has been infested and taken over
1. Her current profile pic is a picture from the night out with her girls2. Check her last five statues updates, 2 of them will be updates about "Hoes hating and need to mind der own bizzness #StraightLikeDAt" ( in those exact words)
3. If you scroll through her picture album and you have constantly keep looking over your shoulder so you will not get caught looking at filth.
4. If she has any pictures of a Homemade Taco salad
5. If she has a username with an sexual connotation. EX. "Fatcameltoe Youhoescantsee Medoe" ,"Princess Datwork-ufooln Calvin", "Tiny NoStrings Attached" (These are all real names)
6. Local Housing Project Pics, Duck face pics, Club bathroom pics, Fresh Weave pics etc....
7. The one handed hand bag, i'm fake bow legged pic
8.If she spends the entire Monday dedicating Status updates to Love and Hip-Hop
9. If she has been "in a relationship" and "single" twice in the first 48 hours of adding her as a friend
10. If she makes a point to let her FB friends know how much she has paid for a material goods
"Big Bad Bynum" in Philly (Prosper Reasons)
1. he will be on the side of Spencer Hawes a versatile big man that runs the court better that Pau and can shoot the 3 better. Better inside outside game
2. They are know the biggest team in the east with 7'1, 7'0, 6'11 and 6'10 ft players
3.Bynum will have a list of shooters around him to kick out if he needs to: with Jodie meeks (if he stays) Jrue Holiday, Nick Young and Evan turner
4. He is in Philly were is gooness will be embraced and accepted as great behavior
5. DOUG COLLINS a great teacher better than Mike Brown and Phil Jackson in his final years. Doug Collins will get to Bynum and actually Teach him the game instead of just sitting him out there with a superstar
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