Sugar Cookies

*Dope recipe, Well its dope but….. NVMND*

You ever just need a great pastry to make for a party… I gotcha

Sugar Cookies that keep you feeling great,

To whip up this great buttery LOUD smelling cookie you will need these simple ingredients.

1 cup of butter at room temperature (2 sticks)

1 cup of sugar

½ tsp vanilla extract

2 cups of flour

½ cup of plastic bag of oregano sold by the dude with the 3 cell phones on the corner.  (will be named *Wings* in the directions)

1.       In a double boiler add water to the bottom pan and in the sauce pan insert the butter and the *WINGS*    NOTE : Make sure the *WINGS* is broke and grinded down as much as possible

2.       Have the butter and *WINGS* on a slow simmer, occasionally add water to the butter mixture so that it will not burn.  Simmer for about 15-23 mins, make sure you stir frequently and smell the beautiful greatness of the Wee…..  *Wings*.

3.       Next strain the butter into a small bowl, You should pick the right strainer depending on how broken down the *Wings* are.

4.       Next place into the refrigerator for an hour, until solid again.

5.       Once the butter is ready preheat the oven  to 350F

6.       Measure out the flour and sift into a bowl and set aside, Then grab the butter you made and stick it in the microwave for 13 seconds, just enough to bring back to room temperature. 

7.       Then in a small bowl blend the butter and sugar together, and add the Vanilla extract

8.       Once all that is mixed well slowly blend in the flour, mix well until all the ingredients are mix tightly.

9.       Roll balls of the dough in sugar and place on a cookie sheet, make sure you press down on each cookie ball so that they look like a Frisbee.

10.   Bake at 350F for 10.5 mins – 13.4 mins until brown

11.   Then cool and enjoy

*Note I am not responsible to anything that goes on after step 11