Signs of the Facebook Hoodrat
FB has been infested and taken over
1. Her current profile pic is a picture from the night out with her girls2. Check her last five statues updates, 2 of them will be updates about "Hoes hating and need to mind der own bizzness #StraightLikeDAt" ( in those exact words)
3. If you scroll through her picture album and you have constantly keep looking over your shoulder so you will not get caught looking at filth.
4. If she has any pictures of a Homemade Taco salad
5. If she has a username with an sexual connotation. EX. "Fatcameltoe Youhoescantsee Medoe" ,"Princess Datwork-ufooln Calvin", "Tiny NoStrings Attached" (These are all real names)
6. Local Housing Project Pics, Duck face pics, Club bathroom pics, Fresh Weave pics etc....
7. The one handed hand bag, i'm fake bow legged pic
8.If she spends the entire Monday dedicating Status updates to Love and Hip-Hop
9. If she has been "in a relationship" and "single" twice in the first 48 hours of adding her as a friend
10. If she makes a point to let her FB friends know how much she has paid for a material goods
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