Wine, Dine but no 69

It has come to the Swindle Gawd's attention that some of you fellas have been Wine'n, Dining but not getting the 69. Fellas are doingeverything in your power on these dates but not getting that ass.  Taking these women out on these expensive dates, opening doors even doing the unheard of bygetting they're hair/nails done to have a chance to venture out on this thingshe calls a "date" and you call the "box alley-oop". You fellas are doing all this madness and not even getting a chance to see theartistic design of her bra. You fellas have sadden me. Where did we go wrong at, is it  because all these rappers talking about buy your girl a handbag or is it thesenonsense R&B singers talking as if the pussy is secret and you have tospend cash to see that ass.

Do you fellas lether control the date?

Do you fellas notlet it be know " look we going out to eat, we going to have a nice walkand then I'm coming over"

I'm tired of hearing you fellas get hit with the "I'm on shit". Did you not hintto her and use your context clues on that Thursday night phone call, you knowthe one to reassure that we on for the date tomorrow night. Come on  fellas you gotto do this, you ask how pretend like you watching tv and you see a periodcommercial on tv, then spark the period talk.

Or is it that you fellas call yourself being humble and not being thirsty for the box. Fuck BeingHumble! Is She humble when it comes to you spending your $10 an hour money No!Cause if she was she would say hey let's just go have a walk in a park, let'sgo enjoy the sunset. But no she tells you she's hungry, she doesn't likeFridays AppleBees or any of the other 2 for 20 great meal deal restaurants. SoI tell you again Fuck Being Humble.

But maybe y'all fellas just fucking up when you get to her crib.

Preparation is everything. Starting with your pocket organization;front two pockets should have $40 in cash, you don't need to touch that unlessshe wants ice cream or you have to make a quick stop at a corner store.

Your back two pockets should carry your wallet and other backshould have your 2condoms. Yes I said 2 don't be that guy with the 1 condom .She will talk about your lame ass forever if you come with just one condom. But never I say never have a condomin the same pocket as your wallet. You can make an epic fail by pulling yourwallet out and she sees the condom and then it's down hill from there.

Thats all i'm giving until next time.............