God Bless ya'll man!
Attested for driving under suppression.
But really shes a 44 year old woman with star tattoos on her throat with "Marco" & "Tupac" tatted on her cheeks. Not to mention the pink hair and facial piercing. If you ever needed a definition on what a Hoodrat may look like, Look no further than this mug shot.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Facebook Hoodrat'n
Signs of the Facebook Hoodrat
FB has been infested and taken over
1. Her current profile pic is a picture from the night out with her girls2. Check her last five statues updates, 2 of them will be updates about "Hoes hating and need to mind der own bizzness #StraightLikeDAt" ( in those exact words)
3. If you scroll through her picture album and you have constantly keep looking over your shoulder so you will not get caught looking at filth.
4. If she has any pictures of a Homemade Taco salad
5. If she has a username with an sexual connotation. EX. "Fatcameltoe Youhoescantsee Medoe" ,"Princess Datwork-ufooln Calvin", "Tiny NoStrings Attached" (These are all real names)
6. Local Housing Project Pics, Duck face pics, Club bathroom pics, Fresh Weave pics etc....

7. The one handed hand bag, i'm fake bow legged pic

8.If she spends the entire Monday dedicating Status updates to Love and Hip-Hop

9. If she has been "in a relationship" and "single" twice in the first 48 hours of adding her as a friend
10. If she makes a point to let her FB friends know how much she has paid for a material goods
"Big Bad Bynum" in Philly (Prosper Reasons)
1. he will be on the side of Spencer Hawes a versatile big man that runs the court better that Pau and can shoot the 3 better. Better inside outside game
2. They are know the biggest team in the east with 7'1, 7'0, 6'11 and 6'10 ft players
3.Bynum will have a list of shooters around him to kick out if he needs to: with Jodie meeks (if he stays) Jrue Holiday, Nick Young and Evan turner
4. He is in Philly were is gooness will be embraced and accepted as great behavior
5. DOUG COLLINS a great teacher better than Mike Brown and Phil Jackson in his final years. Doug Collins will get to Bynum and actually Teach him the game instead of just sitting him out there with a superstar
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